3 months ago on 29 January 2012 @ 8:47pm + 176 notes
via martinatra (originally mattybing1025)
# omg

I’ve always been told I was either too tall or too short, too Scottish or too Irish, too young, too old. — Sean Connery

4 months ago on 15 January 2012 @ 3:50pm + 98 notes
via martinatra (originally cinemamonamour)

Just as I was about to reblog that Sean Connery graphic, I suddenly remembered my last night’s dream (thank you graphic).

  • So. I was stuck in an elevator with Sean Connery, Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan
  • and they started fighting about who was the best Bond
  • and all I could think was:
  • “OMG WE’RE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WE’RE ALL GON’ DIE!”
  • Obviously, I’m not a fan of elevators.
  • And they kept bantering and mocking each other and listing evidence and reasons why everyone should agree they were the best Agent 007
  • and when I finally had enough I said:
  • “EVERYBODY IS THE BEST OK. You are all handsome and you are all macho and you all win. Can we now focus on getting out of this time bomb?”
  • And all three of them looked at me like I was completely insane.
  • And then they laughed in that oh-you-silly-child way
  • and continued fighting like I wasn’t even there.
  • So. What my dream taught me is this:
  • One small elevator is not big enough for 3 Bonds and a girl ‘cause apparently all James Bonds have enormous … egos.
  • Never get stuck with them in an elevator ‘cause even though they should be experts on getting your ass out of it, they would rather stay there and bask in their own awesomeness.
  • I have absolutely no power over them - not even in my own dream. Kinda sucks, doesn’t it?

1 year ago on 18 November 2010 @ 12:48pm + 13 notes
via cineathome (originally lollaloves)
1 year ago on 23 October 2010 @ 10:35pm
via aesthetx (originally aesthetx)