There’s a surprising lack of physical contact. Oh, crap.

Nobody remembers your father, Ned. What they do talk about is how you turned out to be such a nice, wonderful boy.

One Ned and Chuck cap per episode

Pushing Daisies; season 1

“The Piemaker realized that, while some obstacles may never disappear, you can always find a way to work around them.”

Winter is my new best friend.

I wish I could give you an emotional Heimlich so you could cough up that wad of fear and anxiety, but I can’t.

I’d kiss you if it wouldn’t kill me.

“If the day finally comes that being around Pie Boy and his Pie Girl make your suffering insufferable, I just want you to know that, uh, there’s a place for you, right here in this professional establishment. All you have to do is ask.”