If I’m in heaven, then where’s Sam?: Archive

cramitwithwalnuts-ugly asked: I hope 2011 is everything you and your loved ones wish for and more! :D Have a safe and happy New Year! <3

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The Last Message From Me. Ever.

Just jokin’, it’s only the last message of this year - you ain’t gettin’ rid of me so easily. I just wanna wish y’all a very happy New Year and I hope with all my heart that you will stay so: crazy classy creative cracky creepy cocky … um all of these seem to begin with C. DIVERSITY, MILKA, DIVERSITY. obsessed hilarious humpable [definitely a word] ...

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The Last Message From Me. Ever.

Just jokin’, it’s only the last message of this year - you ain’t gettin’ rid of me so easily. I just wanna wish y’all a very happy New Year and I hope with all my heart that you will stay so: crazy classy creative cracky creepy cocky … um all of these seem to begin with C. DIVERSITY, MILKA, DIVERSITY. obsessed hilarious humpable [definitely a word] ...

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catfromjapan asked: MILKA, I WISH YOU TO HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU FLAWLESS BITCH YOU.

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I SWEAR MY HAIRDRYER JUST TRIED TO KILL ME.

OH NO YOU DON’T BITCH. I AIN’T GOIN’ OUT WITH MY HAIR ALL WET EVEN IF YOU CONTINUE TO WHIR SO THREATENINGLY.

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certifiably-mental-deactivated2 asked: Ugh. You can't imagine how much I love how much you love films. I unfortunately do not have a lot of real life friends who share that passion for films. Continue being awesome this 2011, Milka!

Happy New Year! :D:D:D

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Yes, I'm pretty sure it's normal I can't stop...

even though nothing sad is happening. It’s just Marion. And her facial expressions. And her body posture. And Edith. And the songs. And tears can’t stop rolling down my face.

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I always love it when they first start thinking of...

It’s just so exciting.

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Watching La Vie En Rose.

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Follow Friday

gun-of-brixton: These blogs are all HQ! I’m in love with each of them. C’MERE BREE. LEMME TOUCH YOUR HAIR. You’re more than amazing, though <3 Seriously.

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danytargaryen asked: Dearest Milka,
This is a New Year message for you because I won't be around tonight to wish you a happy one then.
I just want to say thank you for being wonderful and amazing and awesome and other complimentary words. It feels like we've been friends a lot longer than we have and I really am happy that we started following each other. You're one of the kindest and...

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factoseintolerant asked: Hey you wonderful human being, just in case you wondered how that "Robert to your Paul" person looked like, I posted a pic of me yesterday :)

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factoseintolerant asked: Hey you wonderful human being, just in case you wondered how that "Robert to your Paul" person looked like, I posted a pic of me yesterday :)

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“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”

– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-) Shove 6 different fruits up there and use his dick to make a smoothie. (via youaintshitbitch) NEXT MONTH: Best Ways To Treat A Yeast Infection (via arbitrarily) (via foreheadtittaes) “I DON’T WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO A PIECE OF...

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shutupanddiehl: tomhanks-: THIS IS AN...